Sophie, 15. I am a mere corporeal being made out of hair, glasses, and floral prints.

quadar:

my hair is too thick to style so it looks the same everyday its very boring

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

Someone’s therapist knows all about you.

(Source: ghibli-forever)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

xclockworkresonancex:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

xclockworkresonancex:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thorinhauntedbutt:

kagamoney-swagamine:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

this is real i can 100% vouch 

Condensation omfg

I would literally wear all of these

(Source: makemelaughblog)

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

image

Omfg

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

exam:

 

Heads will roll. (Judith Beheading Holofernes)

Caravaggio (1571-1610)

Valentine de Boulogne (1591-1632)

Artemisa Genitileschi (1593-1653)

yeahwriters:

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

I think we all needed this

largeandlovely:

It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

Monochromatic