Sophie, 15. I am a mere corporeal being made out of hair, glasses, and floral prints.

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo)

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth)

elvenling:

sampepper you did it, you’re out of youtube. goodbye.

(Source: porcelain-infinity)

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

(Source: meetthepugs)

secret-gavin:

I bet Ryan Haywood can tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue

(Source: ah-gav)

buttskun:

Off!Team Lads!

gavirn:

I did some graphics for the AH network page and i wanted to share them here since i really liked messing around in photoshop with these!!

mlchaeijones:

An accurate description of most Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays 

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urgentcum:

this sounds like me

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*