Hi I'm Sophie and I'm a lame nerd

zerotation:

I have such a soft spot for cartoon violence(x)

(no timestamp on the link since this isn’t an exact scenario from the vid but the punchline is still gavin gets anvil’d)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - Are you insecure. What about?
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

the-walking-dead-game-stuff:

twdgluke:

walkydeads:

getting attached to any character in the walking dead

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andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar)

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"
"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"

"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

Track: Asleep
Artist: The Smiths
Plays: 2025
Don’t feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go

(Source: meerasplaylist)

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

palette-time:

Take a Vacation!
#ffe6b3 #ffd99a #9ac1c6 #798ab6 #4a6180

palette-time:

Take a Vacation!

#ffe6b3 #ffd99a #9ac1c6 #798ab6 #4a6180

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass