evianic:

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

slimetony:

To the people who were terrible to me in high school, who were very few, because i am so charming and well liked: I forgive you. And I am also flexing on you every day.

excusemewhileiplaykh:

Smash announcer voice: WIG!

feministism:

goosegoblin:

i have so many Feelings about the word ‘bitch’. i love when it’s used humorously (’i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch’), i love when it’s reclaimed (’i’m a boss-ass bitch’), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (‘listen here bitch’), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. it’s stabbing. it’s sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. it’s funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear

malnedott:

peder severin krøyer (danish, 1851-1909)

“sky study. evening” details ca. 1873